One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
this is true.
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Exhibit A - Carter
Damon: KILL!!!…but make it look like an accident.
Exhibit B - Jeremy
Damon: Puhlease! He’s not man enough for ya baby.
Exhibit C - Luka
Damon *dalek voice*: Exterminate! Exterminate!
Exhibit D - Jamie
Damon: You’ve gotta be kidding me lil witch!
Coincidence?…I’ll let you be the judge.