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whatacrydonnie:

whatacrydonnie:

when you’re caught eating someone you’re not supposed to

I JUST SAID SO MEONE INSTEAD OF SOMETHIGN OH MY G O D

idiotblogger:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

beyoncebeytwice:

last week on glee

this week on glee

next week on glee

swissdoll:

rip steve jobs, who always lived life to the macs

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

m3xicunts:

hip-hop is my passion

i love to pop

and lock

and jam

AND BREAK

nasradsalvatore:

Exhibit A - Carter

 

Damon: KILL!!!…but make it look like an accident.

Exhibit B - Jeremy

Damon: Puhlease! He’s not man enough  for ya baby.

Exhibit C - Luka

Damon *dalek voice*: Exterminate! Exterminate!

Exhibit D - Jamie

Damon: You’ve gotta be kidding me lil witch!

Coincidence?…I’ll let you be the judge.